March 2006


His chair buddy The monkey is his friend

It's always important to have friends.

The Ugly Water Theory

I have a theory about the water in small towns. It makes everyone who is from there... ugly. However the water can't make you ugly if you grew up with regular water. This is proven by Harrisonburg, lots of hot girls at JMU, still hot when the graduate. However they may have put on a few pounds, but they are still hot though. Harrisonburg has ugly water, just go to Walmart and you will see what I mean.

Exhibit A: